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Friday, September 30, 2005
Don't think you know me. You just confirmed why I never wanted to talk to you guys.
You don't understand.
At all.
Posted at 09:25 pm by xiao
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I have not been "hiatus-ing" as I was supposed to.
In fact, after that supposed hiatus announcement, I've been updating EVERY SINGLE bloody day.
Haha!
But my posts are all half-arsed and short and unmeaningful (otherwise called boring. Let me spell it out. B-O-R-I-N-G!), so it doesn't make a damn difference.
In fact, I think I'm losing readership.
Ah well, then it can be truly called a web diary! I can flame/insult anyone I want to without worrying the next day Wei Shiung would come jumping to me and saying, "Oooh, so-and-so read your blog and is absolutely DEVASTATED when you said that so-and-so was a @%!%* and a #^^!#$!# that needed to #%!!#%$!# keep his #%#!#% mouth shut!! Oh, and wants to start a blog war! Omg this is so cool I'm gonna tell the whole world!!!" *skips off like a little FF& fan-girl*
Okay, not Wei Shiung. But someone else might. *shrugs*
I digressed so far from my actual blogging point today.
I seem to digress alot. Hmmm.
I hate it when people call me aneroxic, you know.
Random conversation that includes someone exaggerating the fact that I'm thin :
Random Person : My goodness, you're so thinnnnn!
Me : *nonchalant* Yea, I know.
Random Person : I mean seriously! Eh, you got eat rice or not wan? (normally older people ask this question. So start questioning your age if you ask thinner people this question)
Me : Of course I do. (since I'm so damn sick of this question, I'll try to add something snippy to zha the person back) What do you think I eat all the time?
Random Person : Dunno you. If got eat rice won't be so thin, right?!
Me : What am I? An alien?
Random Person : Err. (Hah! If he goes on he'll be plainly insulting me. So..) Point is you're very thin la. Like those aneroxic people. Haiyoh, they're so thin you can see their bones man! *picks up xiao's hand* You see, I can see your bones le!
Me : ...
And it didn't help when we learnt about Aneroxia Nervosa in Biology some months ago.
Pn. Sunita : Blah blah aneroxia nervosa blah very thin blah.
Everyone in my circle of friends : *looks at xiao and grins*
Me : Shit, I'm not THAT thin.
Long story, that has not much relevance to my point!
My dear dear boyfriend told me my best friend said something along the lines of :
Best Friend : You know, although she (me) looks not REALLY different, I think she gained weight this past few weeks!
Luckily for him, I am not the typical girl that'll go :
Typical Girl : OMG HE SAID I AM FAT! *squeezes the little amount of flesh at stomach* SEE! SEE HOW FAT I AM!! HE SAID I'M SO BLOODY FAT! NOW I HAVE TO GO ON DIET D!! OR ELSE LATER BECOME MORE AND MORE FAT. OMG I'M ALREADY OBESE!!!
Instead, I was like :
xiao : OMG he said that?! Yay I'm fatter! 43kg d!!
Guo Joon : 43kg was 'cos it was after lunch la. Not counted.
xiao : Fine. You want me to weigh myself now?
Guo Joon : Yah. Go go.
*weighs self*
xiao : HAH! 43kg!
Guo Joon : It's just 45 minutes after your lunch! Not accurate!
xiao : Bleh. Then everyone else also not accurate la doink.
Guo Joon : Nevertheless, you should weigh yourself 2 hours after lunch!
Guess what. I weighed myself after our call ended. Which was precisely 2 hours after my lunch.
43.5kg!! I am officially, er, gaining weight. Which sadly, hasn't been happening for the past few years. The only reason my weight increased was beacuse I was growing vertically.
Nowadays I've been stuffing myself with all sorts of food lying around the house. I ate not because I was/am hungry, I ate 'cos I wanted to bite something, thus the continuous consumption of food, food and more food. (Don't tell me just because it was all healthy food I won't grow one bit fat out of it. I'm gaining weight!) So... *working towards a fatter and not-aneroxic-looking xiao*
Posted at 08:06 pm by xiao
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Thursday, September 29, 2005
Somehow, you would have brothers/sisters (if you have any) linked to your friends.
I've had tons of friends who go like,
Random Friend : You know, my sister [insert random thing] and blah blah blah..
Xiao : Who's your sister again?
Random Friend : [insert random sister/brother's name]
Xiao : OMG? That's your sister?
Then the two of us will start reminiscing about our sister/brother(s) and stuff.
Blah, lost my point.
Anyway, I went to school today! Surprise, surprise!
Had a similar conversation. Went more or less like this :
*Hikari : How old's your sis?
* - yes, his name really IS hikari.
Me : Er.. 20.
Hikari : Then same year as my sis la! Class?
Me : 5...Budi.. ar yah. 5 budi.
Hikari : Then she should know my sister! *more random crap you wouldn't wanna listen to anyway*
Me : Cool. Never heard of your sister before. *more blahs*
Hikari : So what's your brother's name?
Me : Er.. Lim Zhe Hong.
Guo Joon : Har? Zhe Hong?
Me : Ya..?
Hikari : Why like hear before wan...
Guo Joon : Definitely heard before. My sis told me he's the one with the attitude problem..
Despite the fact that he's my brother, I was laughing SO hard when I heard that. Yes, yes, i'm supposed to stand up for him.
But what the heck, it was true =/
Me : *gasps* LOLLLL! How did you know?
Guo Joon : The whole school knew la..
Shit. My bro's rep was THAT good?
I picked it up with my family members and his girlfriend - since everyone except daddy came for dinner. Bro flying back to Melbourne tomorrow - during dinnertime, and told them the whole story.
Needless to say, everyone was roaring with laughter when I got to the attitude problem part. He had a face that resembles those Japanese Anime sweatdrop emotions and faked an innocent look. "Attitude problem meh?"
*wipes tears off eyes*
Classic.
Incidentally, my sister is acquainted with Hikari's sister, and my brother IS acquainted with Guo Joon's sister.
*sings It's A Small World After All~~*
Posted at 10:49 pm by xiao
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Ryan Teoh is infected by dengue. His platelet count is down to 80k, when a normal person's one should be from 150k-400k. (Though I have absolutely NO idea what that meant, I assume that's bad)
Please pray for him.
Please.
Posted at 10:43 pm by xiao
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Tuesday, September 27, 2005
I'm happy to say my blog isn't famous enough for anyone to troll/flame/rot in it.
I mean, seriously, why do people flame?
Why? Forgive abit so hard ah? People write about things that concern you also need to flame flame here there? EVEN if it goes against your thoughts/opinions/whatever-that-swims-in-your-head you don't have to spew vulgarities over their comments sections la, ruin other people's eyesight only.
Readers (like ME!) hatedislike reading other people's blog, read the nice nice comments, suddenly one smart ass come and bang all the chaplang english and the curses and the swearing and whatnot.
Spoil my mood only la, dumb.
I never knew why people find it necessary to flame WHEN IT DOES NOT CONCERN THEM.
When it does, I will not complain, but WHEN IT FREAKING DOESN'T...
Sheesh. Let others have their fun la.
Luzzio, STOP TYPING MY NAME AS XIAOO.
Xiao, xiao - VERY VERY VERY preferable.
xiaoyu, xiao yu, Xiao Yu - boleh.
xiaoo - don't like.
Kapish?
I suddenly feel like I want to be pampered. I want a hug, some sweets, some expensive pastry from Italy, a new pair of shoes, a new short skirt, several tops, another hug, someone to carry me around the place, a driver, new accesories (bracelets, hair-accesories, anklets. YES anklets), a new toilet (my room one currently rosak), A NEW WATCH, aNOther hug, and maybe someone to wake me up before 7 in the morning everyday..
Yah, I'm a very hard girl to please. But I wantneed pampering!!
I can envision all guys running from me in several different directions already. Nyahahaha!
Posted at 10:05 pm by xiao
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Monday, September 26, 2005
Lesson of today, Sudoku hurts brain.
1 hour and a half for my first puzzle.
Too addictive.
Sudoku bad for current need to study.
Grammer haywire.
Shit.
Posted at 11:21 pm by xiao
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Sunday, September 25, 2005
I was supposed to spend the day studying. Yeah, studying.
But I didn’t.
Was having too much fun melting strawberry chocolate and making them into little strawberry chocolate buttons. (it was one big slab, now it’s cute little button shaped goodness!)
I don’t think the taste of just strawberry chocolate will appeal to many, though.
I would have put some milk chocolate on it just to add to the flavor, but the bakery just HAD to NOT sell milk chocolate.
What kind of bakery that sells DARK, WHITE, and for goodness’ sake, STRAWBERRY chocolate, not sell milk chocolate?
Isn’t that like the most essential?!
Sigh, so now we have boring just-strawberry-chocolate-buttons.
Ask me for some if you wanna try it out.
Posted at 09:16 pm by xiao
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Saturday, September 24, 2005
Follow-up of the last post.
I am the girl who needs to study.
I am the girl who's wasting time colouring little boxes, just so she can prove that she has the patience and PRESERVERANCE (Nicholas' word) to do it.
I am a girl who complains too much.
I am the girl who told myself that I shouldn't complain.
I am the girl currently spilling my recent life out to Ian.
I am happy to say he's listening, when not much are willing to now.
I am the girl who spent the afternoon in pajamas.
I am the girl who happily, melted chocolate as a dip for strawberries.
I am the girl that, regretfully, didn't like the dark chocolate she melted.
Yet, I am glad strawberries existed.
I am happy that my mother cared enough to buy me strawberries as soon as she set her eyes on a box.
I am glad that she saw a lot of strawberries.
I am going to be sick of strawberries very soon.
I am the one that called my boyfriend a strawberry, a gingerbread man, a pig, and everything else.
But I am the girl who loves him to bits.
I am the girl that also loves my best friends, and friends, even the ant that just crawled past the ground.
I am the girl now comforting ian.
I am sorry to say I'm not succeeding.
I am in a melancholy mood, when I write poems, it usually means that.
I am a girl losing her friends.
I am someone who doesn't know what to do.
I am someone who wants them back.
I am losing control.
I am sorry for the hurt I've caused everyone.
I am selfish, for stealing away your best friend.
I am not a good friend to you, for thinking all those thoughts.
I am flinching at the thought, of seeing the look in your eyes.
I am the girl, who resents the fact that we're drifting apart.
Yet, I am still the girl who wants everything back.
See, I told you, I am selfish.
I am someone who loves her boyfriend.
I am someone who loves her friends.
I am someone who wrote this meme as a way to express.
I am fooling myself, 'cos I guess that's useless.
I am just who I am.
Posted at 06:57 pm by xiao
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Thursday, September 22, 2005
I feel like doing this meme (don't ask me what a meme is.. I just plucked the word from other blogs, though I know what you do with it.. I just dunno how to explain WHAT it is)
But then, I don't have time now.
Then I stumbled upon this, singaporean bloggers compiled.
Damn I feel like doing one.
*rushes off to finish add maths*
Posted at 10:37 pm by xiao
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005
English Teacher In Japan's Blog
Found this in shaolintiger's blog.
Freaking hilarious. Made me desert my chemistry for quite some time.
I'm actually still halfway reading.
Gosh, that just brought Laugh Out Loud (LOL) to a whole new level.
Posted at 09:46 pm by xiao
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 No, I'm not sad
and though i say nothing
I want to talk.
I'm waiting for you to smile
Then I'll smile too
and we can begin.
Are you like me?
Does it go on for ever
Waiting to smile?- William Nicholson -Access otherwise at limxiaoyu[at]gmail[dot]com
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