Found this in shaolintiger's blog.

Freaking hilarious. Made me desert my chemistry for quite some time.

I'm actually still halfway reading.

Gosh, that just brought Laugh Out Loud (LOL) to a whole new level.

My brother just changed three outfits, STILL isn't satisfied, and wants to change SUMMORE.

"12.30 d.. wear so nice for what?"

"Need to meet people ma." This is kinda associated with business, though probably not really in that context.

*brother models next outfit*

*xiao shakes head*

"Haih, no matching clothes," sighed xiao's brother. *scrambles out to dig through his luggage trunk for another shirt/pair of pants*

Finally, he settled with a simple dark blue Burberry t-shirt (ironic, I don't even have a Burberry anything and he has at least three shirts) and a pair of cream-coloured pants.

.. which in my opinion made him look skinnier than before..

I know this would be more or less blog career suicide, as I'm a (relatively) new blogger and had only gained like average 30 unique visits per day...

But I'll have to go on semi-hiatus till the end of October.

I spent like 7 hours in the library today! *gasps*

Then again, 7 hours was crap because :

a) Library too cold
b) Han found Mun Mun
c) Still too cold
d) Guo Joon exists
e) I just didn't wanna study

Finally, after waiting for SO long...

My strawberries..

Guo Joon you're unreliable! *popping a strawberry into mouth*

My mum is in a good mood.

I'll describe the things that happened, in order of events.

Event 1

I came home from tuition and there she was relaxing on the massage chair.

"Mom, i found transport to Han's house on Saturday!!!"

"GOOD la!"

"But erm, transport home...."

"I think I'll ask Joachim to fetch you or something...."

"But I'm going back late!! This kinda thing where can come home early one?"

"Then ah, sleepover lo"

*pause* Normally, I wouldn't even dream of bringing it up with her. Ironically I WAS going to bring the sleepover-at-han's-house topic up, because Evonne might have transport problems back, and I think she has to sleep there too. And NO way i'm leaving her alone with that bunch of animals.

Yes, bunch of animals!

ANIMALS!

*unpause*

"Er.. okay? Anyway, Evonne also might have to sleep there la, cannot let her sleep alone."

"Of course not! Does he have rooms?"

sister cuts in. "He has a sister also ma. Can la can la."

And I guess that's settled.

Event 2

She let me skip dinner! I'm happy ^^

Event 3

Halfway through soup (ABC soup, i think it's called) She asked me if I wanted to go to Langkawi for two days next week.

"Got school la"

"Ponteng laaaaa!!"

Since when mothers ask you to play hooky?

But I don't think I'm going. An idea of a relaxing trip to Langkawi isn't with my elder bro and my baby sis.

Still, she asked me to skip school!!!

Event 4

She gave me 20 bucks that was supposed to be returned to her, I handed it to her and she said :

"Ah, you take la!" *puts 20 bucks back on my hand*

"Er? Cool" says xiao, bewildered, leaving the room 20 bucks richer.

Macbeth in KL performing Arts Centre, the very same place I went to watch Jalan Impian.

A big sorry to the Macbeth cast. They were using archaic english, and although thees, thous, foreasmuchs, and stuff I can handle, the heavily accented British slang, I cannot.

We all got the gist of the story, though. It's a little sad they didn't get a standing ovation.. but I guess teenagers like us wouldn't be SO interested in such a story, particularly when we couldn't understand a thing.

That aside, I'm sure you can read about it in other blogs. So let the camwhoring begin.

And although the cam belongs to me, kinda, I didn't really get THAT many pics of myself. Hmm ^^

---

Nicholas and Han deciding to take a picture of each other taking a picture of each other together.



Kit : Yes.....................?

Xiao : AHHHH YOU LOOK SO CUTEEEE! *pinches*



Lesson. Do not sleep in a bus while sitting beside Xiao with a camera in her hand.

Lesson 2. Never try to take picture in a heavily wobbling bus. It does things to you.



Xiao : picture! NOW!

Kit : *does big goo-goo eyed face*

Xiao : *melts*



The right side of the bus (we were at the very back of the bus. Remind me to never again sit on a bus's ass)



Before.



After. We got bunnies!



Han wanted to know how his hair looked like. So..

I still think it looks like wild grass xD



Mmm. My other right view ^^



The first version was nicer. Unfortunately THEY WERE MOVING WHILE I TOOK THAT PIC. So there's the two out of three black musketeers (Eh, Han, why didn't we go whack someone up again?) sticking out their tongue at me. And SINCE sticking out your tongue is a form of sexual harrassment.......

Prepare to get a call from my lawyer, dudes.



Outer view. Bus going away. Noo, don't leave us!!



Random pic. Nice place.



Our very own pink Jade. You're supposed to be green...



Hikari~



Wei Shiung : Don't take my pic, I really don't wanna see my pic, please xiao please xiao, please please pLEASEEEEEEE!

Xiao : Ah anything la, I'll take a pic of you anyway.



There was Version 1 of this pic as well. Which looked a great deal better... but SOMEONE HAD TO MOVE WHEN I TOOK THAT PIC!!!

...

Love the wire concept. Not too comfortable to sit on, though.



Guo Joon : Xiao, don't ar...

Xiao : Hahah!


Xiao : Nicholas!

Nicholas : *turns around* *instant peace sign*

Yet when I took a second one...



Nicholas : No, xiao.. At least let me pose or something la.

Ever heard of candids grandpa?!



Mmm ^^



Sometimes I wonder why I haven't chopped off his head and keep it around my room so I can pinch his cheeks anytime. JIN KIT'S SO CUTE!!! *melts again*



Look CLOSELY at his face. He was trying to stifle his laughter. Trying VERY hard...

Yengness : 3/10



Erm?



Let's see. l-r : Lee xin, Li Xian, Evonne, Jessica. I have... Evonne's number. *grins*



I wonder if I took any of the pics without my eyes resembling this --> ^^, or maybe even this --> -.-



Haha. One of the many weird pics that includes Vonne and Han doing weird stuff...

Evonne : HAN! Let's take a picture of us jelinging the cameraaaaaa.

Han : Okay okay, how jeling ar?

Evonne : Jeling only laaaa.

Han : *jelings*

Yengness : 5/10



Xiao : *whispers something in Han's ear*

Han : AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...



Getting a little bit lazy to post extra comments~~~



Nicholas : Sigh. Why's life so hard...

He just looks absolutely adorable in this picture. YOU LOOK LIKE JOHN HEREEEEE!!! Gosh, 4 years younger.



.. And everytime a picture of us was taken, it looks like a family picture.



Xiao : You and you! Take picture!

Hikari : Ah, come come. *grabs Han by the neck*

Han : Hoi, apasal la?!



Hi, Daddy.



Jessica.



When enlarged, possibly one of the best pics in my camera today.

When not.. I don't like it T_T



Trying to be sexy?



Guo Joon : Don't worry! I'll help you!

Candidates of the next Yaoi anime... Tsk tsk.



Guo Joon : Don't take!

Xiao : *snap*



Evonne : What pose what pose?

Han : What what pose?

Evonne : Aiyoh, what pose to pose la!!

Han: How 'bout looking there?



And they did just that ^^



Mmm. I LIKE YOUR TOP! Where did you get it T_T



Wei Shiung scratches head. Aww.



Evonne : Hmph. I'm taller than you, Nicholas!

The rest of the world : Yah, dream on Vonne..





The beauty of this two pictures can only be seen when in original size. Unfortunately, for all of you, YOU CAN'T SEE IT! MUAHAHAHAHAH!

I feel evil. Then again, this is one of possibly the best candid shots ever =)



Chern Hwei (read Zhern Uei)



Luckily I'm all over naming out the people in the pictures. I'll have a heck of a time naming this mess.. Phew oO



Fall nicholas FALL! FALL into the dark murky waters below!!



Told you. Haha.



One of the only normal pictures (if you consider this normal -.-) with/of Han.



The Gamma-ians were jealous that we Omega-ians had a class pic. (the one where all of us were on tiles) So they decided to have one as well.





That's it. He's just weird.



Should have made everyone cross their legs girly style.

Note : I'm the only one in heels ><



Erm. Braces...?



The only moderately-okay picture of me and Guo Joon. *is not satisfied*



Han : Water! WATER! minee.. ALL MINE!! *jumps*



Bunch of black clothed guys acting like they've never seen water before.



So excited, they wanted to play with it in new exotic ways.

Their obscure reasoning always seem to escape me.



Interesting. Didn't know a man can take such a great piss.



Han : Oi! People doing private business la!



Under the stairs. Bad pic of myself, but what the heck.



We look like workers, just hanging around after work, chilling and stuff.

Somehow...



Evonne's got a fetish with trees. That wasn't the first tree she harrassed. Certainly not the last.

The past few posts were a tad bit gloomy, so I decided to freshen the place up with a couple of pictures from an outing with some of my oldest friends ever.

I'm sad everytime I finish a particularly good book.

Why?

Well, because throughout the course of the book, I can be so immersed in the author's world that I can even begin to lose myself. It's as if, when I read the book, I live in that world. So, when I finish a particular book, it's like I snapped out of fantasy and was rudely pushed back into reality.

This book wasn't a happy one, nor funny one, nor a Da Vinci code equivalent. It was an honest, open book about a man, his divorce, and his son.

I knew I would fall in love with the book as soon as I flipped past the third page. This was, and still is, how I tell which book is good and whatnot. If it grips me in the beginning, it'll most certainly keep me till the end. I'm sorry, but the first few pages of a 500-page book are the most crucial to me. Even if the last 490 pages of the book will blow everyone off, if your starting isn't good enough...

I digress a lot. I'm already beginning to lose my point.

I loved that book. It was filled with the thoughts of that one man. Loving his wife, loving his mother, loving his father, the woman that was with him after his divorce, her daughter, and most importantly, his son. And I say it again, it's honest, it's truthful, and it touches the very depths of your soul.

That or i'm an extremely sensitive female.

It's Tony Parsons' Man and Boy. A proud winner of the British Book Awards for Book of the Year. (not sure which year..)

THANK you, Wei shiung, for lending it to me. I shall lend you all my furuba CDs tomorrow. ALL THE ORIGINAL ONES I HAVE! Mind you. So don't kill it.

Oh, and pass me the second book.

---

Do you know how much I feel like bursting out?

How much I would like to STOP crying in front of the damned computer?

I feel like throwing my computer away, smashing it to bits.. I've spent too much of my life wasted on it.