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Sunday, September 04, 2005
I am Bored.
Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored.
Then why, you ask, am I still staying in my room boring my ass off?
Simple.
My Mom's out. My sister's out. Even my BABY sister's out. My dad's hogging the tv.
And I am home.
The weather is great, I should get out and have some fun, maybe pluck a few leaves, smell a few flowers, or just simply lie down on the grassy field nearby my house and bask in the glorious afternoon sun.
But i'm not allowed to go out there alone, so I have to stay home.
Mom turned me paranoid. Great.
No one is online. *spams Luzzio's msn just to find out he's away*
So let's list out the things I actually can do to relieve boredom.
*ooh. Luzzio's online! Spams*
*now he tells me he wants to sleep. Ass*
List of Things Xiao Can Actually Do To Relieve Boredom :
i) Do Homework. No shit, that'd make me unbored.
ii) Duh at i)
iii) Wrestle the remote control from my Dad and watch repeats of all the shows on Star World.
iv) Following iii) would be my Dad killing me and placing the remains of my maimed body in a small tupperware. Seriously, I think that would be interesting. Should I try....
v) Convince myself that iii) and iv) isn't really a good idea.
vi) Study.
vii) Refer to ii)
viii) Update my blog
ix) Call guojoon.
x) Then, get a scolding for not doing work and disturbing him in his studies.
xi) i) ii) vi) and vii) will follow if I do x)
xii) Call Han.
xiii) Refer to x)
xiv) Then refer to xi)
xv) Update my fan-fic.
xvi) Decide against updating it.
xvii) Wonder how many things I can actually do to relieve boredom.
xviii) Start stuffing myself with every edible foodstuff available in my house.
xix) Complain about fats.
xx) Realise I'm not fat at all, and complain about thin-ness.
xxi) Knowing that I'm being stupid and whiny and stopping to list out what I can do and actually do it.
I chose xxi).
So I had to choose my next course of action. from 1) to xx).
Hmmm.
I think i should do this, viii) -> xxi) -> xvii) -> ix) -> x) [which is i) -> ii) -> vi) -> vii)] -> xii) -> xiii) [which is also i) -> ii) -> vi) -> vii)] -> xv) -> xvi) -> xviii) -> xix) -> xx).
And voila! One day gone!
Posted at 05:08 pm by xiao
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I just noticed a weird pattern in my studies.
Digression : I actually tried to study today! The world is about to end, I tell you.
Anyway, I was talking about studying.
*gasps*
I took out my physics book. And I REALLY REALLY wanted to finish my experiments book that our dearly belat-, oops, I mean beloved Physics teacher asked us to finish.
"Kamu semua ini, tak buat kerja langsung, nanti Finals ar, saya akan tahu siapa *insert random crap i didn't bother to listen*. Ah, tengok la, siapa fail dengan markah yang sangat rendah, tahun depan tak perlu masuk kelas saya. Saya tak mau ajar kamu. Tengok lah!"
How we all love her.
And that is why, I took out my Physics book.
"Monday pass up your work! You orang tak pernah hantar kerja rumah!"
Seeing that Pn. Maimar is, although one of the better Physics teachers in our school, a boring old hag, cough, I mean, teacher, we students (although we try VERY very hard, I assure you) cannot keep up with class and thus, resulting in...
.. Me not listening.
... And I don't know what I was supposed to fill in experiment i-forgot-what-number.
So I flipped through my book hopelessly, from front ot back and back to front again.
After several minutes of futile search, I gave up, dumped my books on the floor (they're still on the floor now) and picked up my History book.
Our History teacher is none other than our discipline teacher, so we more or less try to keep up with her work, of course.
I'm still at page 137's Exercise.
I think she's at page 211 ^^
Yeah, I'm one of her fav students no doubt.
Haha.
But I owed it to myself to catch up with Islamic History, so i flipped open my History book, and camped down to try to read up chapter 4.
Notice how well I actually pay attention in her class. Compare it with the Physics book just now, you'll notice that my History book is much more colourful and beautifully decorated. I took additional notes too! See what a good student I am!
Until now, I haven't actually got to my point, so all sarcasm and witty remarks aside, I'll get to the main core of my blogging today.
Let's just say I only read through that part once, and I already remembered roughly what words are there. Exact words. Not some mumbo jumbo crap added into it. Almost as if I have photographic memory.
Now let's go back to the Physics book. I can stare at one formula for 30 minutes and not be able to remember it when I leave my table.
Posted at 12:36 am by xiao
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Friday, September 02, 2005
I decided to make a eeny weeny little side story.
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This is Mr. Gingie. Nice to meet you, and nice to meet you too!
Mr. Gingie is full of joy and happiness, and of course, is a big social animal. On the way to a party with Shrek, he met Hot Babe.
Gingie : "Hi, babe, isn't the day just wonderful?!"
Hot Babe : ...
...
I guess that's what happens when you meet a pig.
Sigh. Poor Gingerbread man.
Don't you feel just evil? ^^
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The smells from the kitchen is driving me crazy. Even from my room, I can smell/almost taste the HONEY, BUTTERED chicken wings slowly baking into GOLDEN CRISP in the oven. This would be the first time in days/weeks/months/years I'm actually yearning to go downstairs and feast with my Dad and Mom.
Mmmmmmmm.. Heavenly smells wafting into my room....
Posted at 08:17 pm by xiao
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Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Writer's note : The pictures resemble the sentence above them. I think. Try to make sense out of them la. Imagine them talking and moving in their own cute way =)
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"What marriage? I'm not letting you marry her."
Why not?
"You're a sheep."
So what?
"You can't expect me to have mongrels as nieces."
How 'bout nephews?
Great. Now they have a huge (And again, literally) obstacle. What to do? What to doooo?
"Aunt Humonga, I love him with all my heart! I don't care what you say. I. WANNA. MARRY. HIM!"
"Over my dead body."
How 'bout my lawyer's body?
"Fine, smarty pants. We'll go to court and see what the judge has to say."
So Humonga, Hot Babe, and George Sheep rushes to the court where George called for his lawyer. The best marriage lawyer grass can buy.
... Mr. Moo-moo.
Turns out Humonga didn't have enough cash, so she had to preside over her own case.
To be continued...
Humonga vs. Moo-moo.
Posted at 11:10 pm by xiao
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Ah. Finally, the clock struck.
Happy 48th Birthday, Malaysia!!
Here, have some cake. =)
HAha, despite us complaining all day long about Malaysia's weather being too hot, environment too dirty, racism too obvious, mannerisms totally down the drain, being too freaking hot....
Yes, I know I just repeated myself.
Let me say it again.
THE WEATHER IN MALAYSIA IS TOO FREAKING HOT!!!
And if anyone reads XiaXue's blog, she was complaining about KL being totally arsed, and that she got totally ripped off because she is a tourist, bla bla and bla.
I wouldn't deny that some of her points were true.
But I wouldn't deny that I didn't enjoy ShaolinTiger's reply to her post, either.
Kudos to you ShaolinTiger. Haha.
What I was trying to say was, although we Malaysians are a bunch of asses and complain about our Tanah Air all we want... In the end, we still love our country, and will not stand by other people from other countries criticisizing us!
No hard feelings to those that think we suck. But obviously, we think the same about you, too. =)
Happy Merdeka Day, everyone!
Posted at 12:40 am by xiao
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Tuesday, August 30, 2005
This is George Sheep.
George is no ordinary sheep.
In fact, he's one of the most important sheeps around.
You see, George is the President of USA.
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Unified Sheeps Association. (Duh, you thought America ah?)
George always walk around with his associates. *coughcroniescough*
You know, those important big-shot (kiss-up) animals that tag along the President of USA so that they would have a chance of getting promoted.
Yeah. Right.
So, it's George's birthday last month, and he invited a few friends over to his den.
Then a gorgeous, hot babe (literally) caught his eye, and after stealing a few peeks at her, the President of USA, George "mutton" Sheep, fell head over heels for that (literally) hot babe. All throughout the night, he ignored his friends and conversed (flirted) with her and her only.
Unable to resist his deadly charm, she, of course, also fell headfirst into the sea of love.
One day, George proposed to her.
"From the moment I set my eyes on you, I knew we were meant to be. You are my heart and soul, my one and only, my Angel. I cannot live without you..."
*after 30 minutes*
"... Will you... marry me?"
"Why.. George... I... I don't know what to say.."
"I have a ring.."
"YES!! YES I'LL MARRY YOU!!"
Elated, George and Hot Babe (Yes, her name IS Hot Babe) rushed to Hot Babe's only living relative (since George's relatives were all dead) to ask for her permission.
Her Aunt Humonga, her father's third cousin's, twice-removed, cousin's aunt's daughter-in-law.
To Be Continued...
OOC : Haha, digicam out of battery. I'll post the continuation later if anyone wants it. xD!!
Posted at 04:58 pm by xiao
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Monday, August 29, 2005
To Make an Identification Card
We had to renew our I.C. (we as in, mommy, daddy, sister and i) Which was (is) probably long overdue. Dad was gracious and kind (no sarcasm!) enough to pick THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, to drag us to Putrajaya for a new look of our identification cards.
It's nice to have parents who do not think much of high school education. Especially local ones.
Mmm ^^
Nice nice bridge structure. The big long metal line thingys are actually very useful! Not just for show!
Jabatan Pentadbiran Negara. Or at least I think it is..
Amalan Amanah Cekap...? We learnt that in Moral! What's the fourth word?!
Random picture of the inside. Blurred 'cos daddy was asking us to walk faster. Any faster and we would be flying la daddddd.
Just before we went to take our lovely picture for our lovely i.c. (yes, sarcasm here) My mom and sis insisted on a trip to the powder room. *puts on lipstick/gloss*
A look of our very own public toilets. This one is considered not too bad. Note : Pink outfit oO
Mommy while going down the escalator.
Just for fun =)
me : Daddy i wanna go take photos of people getting marrieddd
Daddy : aiyah, what for?
me : nehhhh, fun ma..
In the end he relented. And there was this.... thing in front of the Jabatan Perkahwinan dan Penceraian. Cute! You can take your jaunty little walk down the... very short aisle? in the middle of all this gloom and gray.
I quickly snapped a pic of the surroundings of the Jabatan whatever we came out of. It's a nice place, compared to other places in KL.
Woosh. *tumbleweed rolls by*
Mom : Eh, got marching band! Let's go watch.
Dad : Haiyoh, what for la?
Mom + sis : Neh, watch laaa!!
I love manipulating my dad into corners he just simply can't get out of. When 2 girls work on 1 guy, the girls usually win.
Mmm. I like this photo, for some reason. Okay, I REALLY like it xD
Marching band from <insert school name>
Same as above. Turns out they're having their practice for Hari Kebangsaan today. A LOTTT of marching bands..
Mom ruined the picture. She saw me holding the camera up and thought i was gonna snap a picture of her, so she decided to grab my sis and pose. Well, I DID wanna snap a picture of THEM. Candid nicer ma, mommy.
Strawberry face!! Hahahaaa!!! Oh, and my mom looks gorgeous. Seriously. She doesn't visit my blog so I can actually say anything I want =P. But at the age of 48, you don't see many women that looks good. And no, my mom does not overuse make up. Proof that without make up, you still can look fabulous!
Daddy smiling and squintingggg.
Stupid braces. My teeth are too large. Sis looking weird in all the pics. Now she looks like a squirrel that spotted an acorn. I see a mole. Nyahahaha!
If i'm not mistaken, this should be the NS crew.
Our feet.
People that stayed to watch the marching people pass by.
Catholic High School. They won the <insert name here> competition that was held <insert time here>. I saw the video, they were good.
Bunch of small kiddies running after the big guy in front of them. Why are most of them malays? Where are the chinese and indians? Sigh.
<insert unknown school name here>
Weee, going down, down..
And down.
See. And again she spoils the picture. Tsk tsk! Mom, candid good la, yoh!
And downnnnn...
Talk about patriotic ( or total lack of fashion sense). His clothes resemble our national flag. His cap too.
Taken while walking.
Then, we were back in the car. Halfway through, my dad and mom were talking about cursing/swearing/profanity-leaking (amongst other things..) and my dad suddenly laughed in his weird way of laughing. (by weird i mean shoulders hunching up and hiccup kinda giggling) [told you weird la]
Daddy : You know, I knew this guy who could turn a simple 'meh si ar?' [cantonese] (meaning some sort of 'wassup?' in english, 'apahal?' in bm and blah), into something that has three vulgar words in three dialects in it.
Mom : *bursts out laughing* I can't say it. Daddy you tell them.
Daddy : I can't say it. YOU say it.
My mom never curses, so..
Dad : *tries saying one word* *laughes in his weird way again*
Me + sis : *laughs at dad who looks hilarious while trying to drive and concentrate on the road while laughing like a maniac.. literally*
Mom : *laughes* tell them la.
Dad : *laughes again* <inserts long phrase>
Me + sis : *laughes 'cos it sounded funny*
We didn't know what it meant, obviously.
They explained, though.
Not telling you what it was =)
Awww. See how cute he is when he smiles. He usually frowns a lot =(
I love taking pictures of clouds. Unfortunately, I was in a moving car, and the backseat had extremely tinted windows.
Muahhaha. And I didn't have to go to school! *rubs it all in*
Posted at 11:36 am by xiao
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Sunday, August 28, 2005
I went to Parade today.
I bought a brown skirt.
I told Guo Joon about it.
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-guojoon™- i'll go school alone... *lonely* says:wat's the brown thing
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - too bad. Not going to school says:long skirt
-guojoon™- i'll go school alone... *lonely* says:BRA ar
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Sigh...
Posted at 10:44 pm by xiao
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Saturday, August 27, 2005
This is what happens if you talk to people like Jin Kit, Han Wei, and Guo Joon online. Sigh, Men.
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bukit lubang says: xiao ah
bukit lubang says:gj ah
bukit lubang says:balik sini
bukit lubang says:jangan hilang
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says:apahal?
gang 21(2) .. says:too much..
gang 21(2) .. says:ignore us
gang 21(2) .. says:the both of them
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: i was reading
bukit lubang says: might as well i talk to kit only..
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: we were discussing the chances of him peeking at me if i'm changing clothes when he's dying
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: comments?
gang 21(2) .. says: ,
gang 21(2) .. says: peak only
gang 21(2) .. says: hiih
gang 21(2) .. says: also wan to die de wat
gang 21(2) .. says: haha
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: then later he'll magically survive and be alive ma
gang 21(2) .. says: erm...
-guojoon™- waiting to call ^^ says: hahaha
-guojoon™- waiting to call ^^ says: chun ler...
-guojoon™- waiting to call ^^ says:must die more d
-guojoon™- waiting to call ^^ says: touch wood
gang 21(2) .. says: its called peak for a reason..
bukit lubang says: waaa
gang 21(2) .. says: without u knowing ma./.
bukit lubang says: nose bleed nia
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: perverts
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: a bunch
bukit lubang says: go straight to E.R
gang 21(2) .. says: no lar..
gang 21(2) .. says: of cos dun peak la
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: i feel like posting this convo in my blog
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: weehee
gang 21(2) .. says: eh..
bukit lubang says: -_-
gang 21(2) .. says: chill la..
bukit lubang says: woi
bukit lubang says: hak cipta
gang 21(2) .. says: scary la u..
bukit lubang says: gang
gang 21(2) .. says: make joke wif u then so garang de
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: or just the bit about peeking
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: ??
bukit lubang says: tak boleh diedarkan
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: nono
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: as in for fun la duh
bukit lubang says: hahahaha
gang 21(2) .. says: muaks
bukit lubang says: of course laaa
-guojoon™- waiting to call ^^ says: peeking is good...
-guojoon™- waiting to call ^^ says: helps blood circulation ma
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: so can i? =P
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: and again you're a perv =)
bukit lubang says: -_-
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: oh well
bukit lubang says: dun worry xiao
bukit lubang says: im not lik them
bukit lubang says: i prefer staring then peaking
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: see
gang 21(2) .. says: ''seeiinnnnggggg'''
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: ....
| Ørigin§ | - xiao - i'll wait for the call to come says: haih
-guojoon™- waiting to call ^^ says: juz lookin..
-guojoon™- waiting to call ^^ says: deeply into a spot...
-guojoon™- waiting to call ^^ says: Oooh...
bukit lubang says: guo jooon
-guojoon™- waiting to call ^^ says: there's an ant
bukit lubang says: go watch porn la
bukit lubang says: ur desperate
bukit lubang says: sicko
gang 21(2) .. says: i ask form 5 fren send to u lah
Bukit lubang - Han
gang 21 - Jin Kit
The rest I think you know =)
Posted at 11:50 pm by xiao
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I just noticed something.
Saying I love you is no mean feat.
I mean sure, it's easy to type it.
I love you i love you i love you i love you
See?
But saying it to someone you REALLY love.. is very hard.
No, I'm not meaning all your girlfriends/boyfriends, though the first time you've told them FACE to face, would've definitely been hard, no?
I meant people like maybe, your mom? Your dad?
Your dearest friends?
I've never told anyone of you that I loved you.
Seriously, never told my mom and dad in real life. I wrote it in a card, though.
I'm a sad daughter. Sigh.
Haha, let me be the coward I am, and tell all of you who are dear to me that I love you.
I love you.
^^
Posted at 01:10 am by xiao
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 No, I'm not sad
and though i say nothing
I want to talk.
I'm waiting for you to smile
Then I'll smile too
and we can begin.
Are you like me?
Does it go on for ever
Waiting to smile?- William Nicholson -Access otherwise at limxiaoyu[at]gmail[dot]com
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